My Verbal Constipation

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Beer... my Creative Laxative

im not going to go into a long drawn discourse explainign my absence from the blogging world. ive just been lazy and pre occupied with trying to get a life....

but then i went to bikes a couple of nights ago... and voila... over a beer.... suddenly the creativity started to flow.. and i felt my fingers itching towards my keyboard... and thus came about the birth of my next creation........


ODE TO THE WAITER AT BIKE AND BARREL

(note: this is a song sung to the tune of the ever popular irish classic, danny boy)

o waiter boy im drunk and i am calling,
from end to end and down the table's face,
the time is up and all the cops are waiting
but i just need one more beer to save face.

o come ye back to dispel sober shadows,
just one last beer is all you have to bring,
screw these buggers who say she'll have no more no,
o waiter boy o waiter boy i need you so...


i didnt sing that good man this song... but he brought me that last beer anyway... good man he...

:D

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